International Thinking At Its Best!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean Monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicillian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..

That, my friends, is Globalization!

Gallas threaten to score an own goal

I've come across this on BBC football news.

Chelsea say they sold William Gallas because he threatened to score an own goal if he was selected for their first game of the season.

Despite that Gallas denies, "I am surprised and shocked by these claims. I never said that I would score own goals if I had to play for Chelsea again".

Read more @ BBC

Singapore Joke

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

I got this joke from a forwarded email. It will be more hilarious, if you have some knowledge of Singapore.

Geroge W. Bush is a failure according to Google search

Type the word "failure" in Google search to see who is on top of the result lol!



Found via : Photographic Diary

[ update ] Google Blog explains why this happen :

In this case, a number of webmasters use the phrases [failure] and [miserable failure] to describe and link to President Bush's website, thus pushing it to the top of searches for those phrases.

Very Funny Ads

Check out the VeryFunnyAds.com, YouTube like online flash video site, featuring very funny TV commercials around the world lol.

No One Cares Blog T-shirt

No one seems to give a second look to your blog! Don't worry, check out 10 Reasons Why I Don't Like Your Blog to find some points that you haven't noticed. ProBlogger Darren Rowse also writes persuasive blogging about getting the readers attention. Or the last thing you can do is buying no one cares blog T-shirt for $ 25 to show anyone around you how disappointed you are for that!

Who is guilty?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:
"Up!! Quick! My husband is back."

Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts his leg, and then realizes:

"Damn, I'm the husband!"

Who is guilty in this situation???

PS: I've got this story from one of the forwarded e-mail to me.

Google's latest product

Still in beta, but it looks promising! Check it out here.

Don't judge too quickly.

I'm Her Daddy



I killed him



Oops!

Mozilla Firefox connected with Microsoft IE7 ?

WTF, it's so funny. If you go to www.ie7.com you will get to a site that the whole page is covered with one huge Firefox icon and when you click on it, you will be redirected to Firefox download page!

Found via Netscape

Technorati Tags: Firefox, IE7

Funny Guy

Are you first dating with the girl you love and thinking of how to impress her or how to act convincingly? This guy will show you!

Found via: How to use Google to get a girl and get laid

Funny Pics

From: The Blog of Life

Zidane Game

To play a game you need a flash player, if you don't have, click here to download. Refresh the browser to play again.

I hate Ronaldo!

Cristiano Ronaldo suddenly find himself as a new found villain after Rooney's sent off and a couple of amateur dives he did the match against France.



Rooney's red card Video



There is a website, www.ihateronaldo.com

You are pitiful

I've discovered a hilarious mp3, "You are pitiful!". It's a funny version of James Blunt's "You are beautiful".